the seinfeld drinking game

- Bass line plays - 1 drink
- Kramer busts through the door - 2 drinks
- Elaine pushes someone - 1 drink
- Elaine says "shut up" - 2 drinks
- Bob Sacamano is mentioned - 3 drinks
- Jerry or George gets dumped - 2 drinks
- Jerry does stand-up - 1 drink
- George tells a lie - 1 drink
- Someone has coffee - 1 drink
- Someone calls a line correctly - everyone else drinks 2
- Someone calls a line incorrectly - person drinks 2
- A comment is made about George's baldness - drink as much as possible, pour rest of beer on head
- Mr./Mrs. Seinfeld/Kastanza makes an appearance - 1 drink
- Mr./Mrs. Bennis/Kramer makes an appearance - 3 drinks
- Someone drinks alcohol - finish beer
- One of the characters gets laid - 1 drink (Jerry sleeps with Elaine - finish your drink)
- A celebrity appears - 2 drinks
- Any Newman/Seinfeld confrontation - drink 2
- Soup Nazi says "No soup for you!" - 3 drinks